Edible chocolate anus

If you're not sure if you like to eat others' anus, now you can have a sweet chocolate one! Made with Belgian chocolate of different flavors and colors, a box of 12 will set you back about 8 British pounds.

[Get your edible chocolate anus here]

Viagra may aid jet-lagged travellers

As if guys needed another reason to take the wonder drug Viagra, Argentinian researchers claim Viagra can also cure jet-leg... and how do they test it? Lab hamsters of course! Adult male hamsters who suffer from simulated jet-leg recovered from it up to 50% faster compared to hamsters who didn't take Viagra. Surprisingly it only works on eastbound flights (again, simulated since hamsters can't travel).

Site: Manifest Men

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Joke of the week 3

Q: What's so great about dating homeless guys?
A: You can drop them off anywhere.

DudeTube

The world is full of porn, and thanks to internet video sharing site such as XTube, there's even more amateurs showing off their stuffs. DudeTube thankfully goes through new and old videos alike sharing with us the best finds. Be prepared to jerk off a lot (or want to jerk off more than usual!)

[visit DudeTube]

Joke of the week 2

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange. The doctor looks at it and says, "I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?" The man says no. The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, "Nothing." The doctor is really puzzled now and says, "You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?"

The man replies, "Honestly, doc I, don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos."

Can you suck 9 inches?

One thing that amazes me is people who can deep-throat. I've been trying to achieve that for awhile but so far my gag reflex got the better of me. Enter H Bruce and Andrew's 9 inch cock... click through the link to find a video of H Bruce swallowing the entire thing!

[video at Starrfucker]

Joke of the week 1

A boy goes to the local drug store with his dad and sees many different sized boxes of condoms.

Boy: "Dad, why do they sell condoms individually?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Dad: "Those are for married couples - you know for January, February, March..."

Are you bi-curious?

Here's something I don't understand: if you're bi-curious and would like to discover gay sex, where would you start? Jerking off?

According to this "bi-curious first timer":

I'm looking for an older (45 and over) gentleman who can entertain.
Just want to strip down and play with myself while you watch.
No touching involved.

Not sure how jerking off while a guy is watching can satisfy someone's bi-curiosity... I always thought it would work the other way around! Watching another guy jack off, blow another guy, fuck another guy or even get fucked.

Naked rockers

Rock and sex go well together like peanut butter and jelly. Hard workers at YuppiePunk managed to put together a nice collection of male rockers strutting their stuffs.

Don't get disappointed by pixelated images! Clicking on them will reveal full nudity, just what the doctor ordered.

[Visit YuppiePunk and see rockers' cocks]

Does yours curve?

My you-know-what doesn't curve and some guys are only interested in straight cock. But some are incredibly turned on by curved man-tool!

There's a collection of many, many, curved cocks at The Banana Club - quite catchy as a name, but some of the cocks featured don't curve like bananas... Nonetheless, it's quite arousing to try to go through all the pictures.

Can you scan through all the pics without getting turned on?

[Pictures at The Banana Club]

Self-fellatio

Here's something I've always been amazed by: self-fellatio. Wouldn't it be great if you could service yourself? And if a straight guy pleasures himself that way, does that make him gay?

Philosophical debates aside, it's a truly remarkable sight and I'm definitely not nimble enough to do it! Instead, take a look at this picture: Steve from Oregon

[via The Perfect Phallus]

Abstinence doesn't work

I'm less than shocked to hear that the latest study on abstinence program (commissioned by the Congress nonetheless) revealed students participating in abstinence programs are just as likely to have sex. More surprising is that the number of sexual partners, as well as the age they start having sex are about the same...

This goes to show you that you can't control those raging hormones whatever your intentions are.

Would you buy recycled sex toy?

No one can deny recycling is great for the environment... but are you ready to purchase recycled sex toys? According to Sex Toy Recycling, they'll grind up used/busted dildos and plugs in order to create new and better toys. They sweeten the deal by offering you credits for each toy you send in.

Personally I only own 1 sex toy (I'll let you guess which one) and I'm pretty happy with the model I have. And I certainly don't go wild enough to break it!!!! But if you're environmentally conscious, you can now add sex toys to your list of recyclable products.

Death of Aiden Bonini

Sometimes it's hard to regard porn actors as being more than just objects of lust since, well, that's their job description. It's always eye-opening when something tragic happens and you regard them as nothing more than just fellow men.



Popular British porn actor Aiden Bonini passed away at age 21 due to meningitis. I knew that meningitis was pretty bad but I never knew how deadly it was until now. It is especially tragic since he was so young.

funny classifieds 2

This posting is more weird than funny but I thought I'd share it with you...

What I'm looking for:
-classy gentleman in a nice suit who must be open minded, non-judgemental and preferrably a bit naughty...someone who can be my god and let me worship him like one, making me feel unworthy and guilty to have his love
-can be cynical, but knows who to trust (ME), insecure men not welcomed
-has to be good looking in my books so I can worship him even more, but my preferences can be very unusual
-Preferrably not too annoyingly talkative, I hate small talk...It's stressful to act interested and come up with interesting reply while being aware of my expression and tone. The better I prentend, the longer the conversation, putting myself into this deadlock
-masculine / strong character, strong mentally...the type who wrestles bears and get into bar fights and gets pissed off at every little thing is not what I considered STRONG character.
-Older gentlemen (35-60) only, young ones please don't bother. They are too naive and annoying, spoiled and prissy. I can't seem to get rid of them.
-must want LTR and marriage, preferrably someone who marries on an impulse
-You must be affluent, dressing me up in nice suits and lavish on me all those material things that I don't care to have and make me feel special


About Me:
- free thinker who believes that there are rarely anything absolute in life
- complete narcissist who finds everyone else dull and only laugh occassionally at my own jokes
- sometimes trashy and finds nothing in life surprising. Loves randomness and can't engage myself in any conversation regarding fashion, technology, art, etc...everything seems contrived, pretentious and dull. Measures everything with my own standards.
- wants to be controlled by a classy and attractive man, willing to be a complete cheap whore sexually and enjoys acting like a servant to that one man..I want him to urinate and spit on me to make me feel cheap and worthless
- blunt and sometimes insensitive, sometimes regrets it, but sometimes it's amusing
- hates fuzzing over insignificant things because it's dull
- was once a gifted school student, extremely high IQ, engineering degree, but went completely mad with my wild imagination, blurring that line between sanity and insanity and relish being mad because it makes me feel alive
- a clean virgin, loyal and wants one man for life mostly because I don't believe it will happen and I love mental tug of wars
- loves playing games with my own mind and twisting my personality to amuse myself

1. This is one of the longest ad ever.
2. Just read what he wants!
3. Then be amazed at what he wrote about himself...

Not sure how many serious replies he'll get but who knows, maybe out there his perfect match is waiting.

Definition of the week: bareback

If you search for "definition of bareback", you're most likely to get something related to horses (and no, not like that)... so it's time to reclaim the word from those damn straight cowboys.

Almost nobody uses the term "bareback" to mean "riding a horse without a saddle". Even I found out about the sexual definition first and then figured out it had originally meant something else.

Definition of bareback: act of usually anal, but vaginal as well, penetration without protection. The term refers mostly to gay sex, but happens very often with straight sex as well (after all, how do you explain all those teen pregnancies?). It is incredibly risky as both partners are susceptible to all kinds of STDs: risks are minimized in a completely monogamous relationship.

Muscle Boy video

Sometimes all you need is well-defined muscles to get your juices flowing... and Muscleboy happily supplies "best muscle, workout, bodybuilding and wrestling videos". I'm not sure about being motivated or inspired, but for some reason, I just can't stop watching them!

Unfortunately there's no explicit content, but what can I do since most videos are from You
Tube...

Visit Muscle Boy Video

Movie "Imagine Me & You"

How could a seemingly perfect marriage between a rich, good looking and sexy man and a fun-loving woman? She could fall in love with another woman!

Such is the premise of the movie Imagine Me & You starring Piper Perabo and Matthew Goode. You may think the main premise is a bit gimmicky but overall it's a lighthearted comedy. There's a more detailed review at aramation so go read up on it.

What kind of gay am I?

I just took the quiz from JustGuys.net to figure out what kind of gay I am. According to them, I'm the committed type!

You are the committed type! You like to have one boy and you don't want to share him. You don't need anyone else but him. You're into fucking him every night and no one else.

Always good to know, isn't it? If not how will I know what kind of gay I am??? :P
Go here to take the quiz yourself.

funny online classifieds 1

While cruising the internet for hook-ups means you'll end up reading someone's posting that's a bit unusual, such as this one:

Traveling through (highway) 401. would love to veer off for some good oral and fun.

Of course it would have been better to explain what he means by fun because I consider good oral definitely fun. Not giving, but definitely receiving :D

First time with porn

I think almost everybody remembers first kiss and first porn. My first porn was actually straight... after watching it for awhile (alone in my room when parents were out working), I discovered 2 thing:

1. Watching people do stuffs with their sexual organs aroused me, and
2. I was more excited to see guys on the screen then girls.

Growing up a good and definitely innocent Asian kid, I wasn't really aware of what sex was let alone gay sex! And being just 14 meant there was nobody around I could ask. Actually, that's not true, at the time one of my classmates' last name was "Horny". He probably must have known a thing or 2 about sex...

first post!

So here it is! I finally went ahead and started my 0wn blog!
I decided to chronicle my life (not because I recently heard a lady will buy a copy of my memoir if I ever write one), more along the line of a diary.

It's my hope I'll get to write about my hook-ups, dish about lovers, talk about interesting cultural phenomenon involving LGBT community... all the fun stuffs!